How do you get a thousand Pikachus on to a bus?
Poke em on
A dad is washing the car with his son. His son says...
“Dad, why can’t you use a sponge?”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen!
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other...
do you know how to drive this thing?
2 biscuits crossing the road, one got ran over, what did the other one say?
Oh Crumbs!
Why is it always cold in a football stadium?
Because of all the fans!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
Okay, so there's these two pigs rolling around in the mud and...
wait, no, that's a dirty joke.
