Knock knock, who’s there?
Europe... Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them?
Neeeeeoooow!
What’s an alien’s favourite type of music?
Space jam.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it.
What do you call two friends who love maths?
Alge-bros.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
