What did 0 say to 8?
I like your belt!
What do you call a number that can't sit still?
A roamin' numeral.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
Knock knock. Who’s there ?
Atish... Atish who? Bless you!
What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
