Why did a man throw water out of a window?
He wanted to see the waterfall.
I used to play piano by ear...
But now I use my hands.
Why don’t chickens tell secrets?
Because they’d crack under pressure.
Why can’t you give Elsa a Balloon?
She might let it go...
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Ice cream... Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
I love my furniture.
Me and my recliner go way back.
Knock knock... who’s there?
I done up... I done up who? Hahaha you’ve done a poo!
What happened when the maths book got sad?
It had too many problems.
Why did the beach blush?
Because the sea weed
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it, man.
