Whats a crocodile's favourite game?
SNAP
Why did a man throw water out of a window?
He wanted to see the waterfall.
Why does a bear wear pants?
Because he’s got a bare bum
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Dyafinkeesaurus!
Which monster lives on your finger?
The bogey man.
Which monster lives on your finger?
The bogey man.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full.
